If Journals for Life – I’m NOT a Password Book

£19.99 Price excluding VAT:
£16.66

We never understood why anyone would keep their most private passwords or usernames inside a book that announced PASSWORDS on the front? So we designed a real Washing Machine Manual with hidden pages within it. Each page unfolds to reveal a secret space to add all your logins and passwords. If anyone DID open the most BORING book in the world, all they would see were real tips on fixing your Washing Machine.

SKU: IF71701

Gift of the Year Award – Highly Commended 2026 – Home and Kitchen Category.
Keep it on the kitchen shelf or in the drawer. No one will look in here, except you.
Cover to cover written with slightly amusing or tongue in cheek hints and tips on using a washing machine.
Hard back in traditional manual style. Using brown kraft paper which helps to prevent any show through.
With little amusing cues on the cover that only you would pick up.
A brilliant gift for anyone with passwords to keep safe.

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